January 2011
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July 2010
2 posts
The first time I realized my dad may be wrong about some things is when I was nine and Erasure’s Chains of Love came on KYIS.FM and my dad literally just switched off the radio and said, “UGH.” Now, I did grow up in semi-rural Oklahoma, but my father is no redneck, gay-hatin’ hick. He wasn’t like “OH, LIKE BDSM. NOT IN FRONT OF MY DAUGHTER!” He’s a...
June 2010
2 posts
INXS - Don’t Change (1982)
An ultimate crime in life’s pacing is that you can’t just close out a relationship. I mean, they end, sure, but they always meander - from just a wee bit (awkward encounter in the grocery store 14 months later: “Someone told me you moved?!”) the drawn fucking out (“Oh, but I haaaaave to meet him for drinks. He still has some of my...
May 2010
1 post
September 2009
3 posts
August 2009
17 posts
Evelyn Chamagne King - LOVE HER!
LOVE COME DOWN - 1982
SHAME - 1978
Party Ben - Kid Cudi vs. Evelyn Chamagne King
MAKE THEM BOTH MORE RULINGER!
MWAH
-garrett
Rocksteady & Bebop
Whispers - “Rock Steady” (1987)
My soon-to-vist lil brother (YAY) and I, LOVED this. We liked to think it was about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s villian/goon, Rocksteady. We were all like “where is Bebop’s jam?” I suppose Hanson’s pop-perfect MMMBop ( I <3, 4 REAL) might fit the bill..but whatevs. GET DWN!
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Taylor Dayne - Tell it to My Heart (1987)
Taylor Dayne was the first cassette I ever chose without any parental imput. I was six and I was fucking CRAZY over her hair on the cover.
My dad’s all “UH, have you even heard of this person before?” NOPE! But I lied and said my friend Amy totally had it and it was really good and didn’t have any bad words in it.
I was a...
Heatwave - “Boogie Nights” (1976)
Sublime. I get to think about comically large penises at work.
Wait for it, Wait for it…
BWHAHAHAHA,
garrett